Some silly jokes [mostly recycled from the Gent's annual Christmas Dinners in the Old Smiddy] !
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may not contain humour !
What do reindeer hang on the Christmas trees
Horn-aments
What did one snowman say to the other snowman
Can you smell carrots ?
What do you get if you cross a Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues
Where do you find a Christmas three
In between Christmas two and Christmas four
What's red and white and white and red and red and white ?
Santa rolling down a hill !
How did the cannon ball lose his job ?
He got fired
What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut
A barbercue
Which one of Santa's reindeer has the best moves ?
Dancer
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs ?
Santa paws.
What did the pencil say to the paper ?
I dot my i's on you.
What is grey and has four legs and a trunk ?
A mouse going on holiday.
Why don't elephants like penguins ?
They can't get the wrappers off.
What did the envelope say to the stamp ?
Stick with me and you will go places.